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Thursday, November 3, 2011

Anthony Robbins was The Jolly Green Giant!!

AMERICAN GURU & EXTRAORDINAIRE 'ANTHONY ROBBINS' was THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT BEFORE HE BECAME 'THE LIFE COACH' we ALL KNOW TODAY.

ROBBINS as THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT

Not so JOLLY when we found out. But, as you will agree or AGREEN... it is Robbins.

Anthony Robbins is said to be absolutely furious over the latest findings. Robbins was raised by vegetarian parents who apparently forced Robbins to sell their home grown garden peas - door to door.

Mr Peter Taylor remembers.

'I remember this giant bloke painted green and in a nappy knocking on my door'
What did he say?
'He said' - ho ho ho - I'm the Jolly Green Giant. Do you want to buy some peas'
What did you say?
'Piss off - it's not Christmas you giant green bastard'

Fair play Mr Taylor, but you remember...

The Young Robbins

He was once quoted as saying he was proud to of been 'The Jolly Green Giant' - in fact the clues were always there with his best selling book and CD 'Awaken the Giant within' and his constant pushing of eating wheat grass and other greens at his seminars. 

for more information on Anthony Robbins visit:

www.tonyrobbins.com


Friday, June 10, 2011

Russia ban 'Rainbows' - Roulette for those that point one out.


The Russians haven't really been the centre stage since the end of the cold war. Last week Putin stated that his government had banned rainbows. Crazy as it seems.. but this dickhead has said it and now anyone that points one out will be hung out to dry and faced to a round of Russian Roulette.


This rainbow was spotted over Moscow last week. As clear as day and one poor deaf Russian pointed it out.


These natural beauties are an act of nature.. how the bloody hell the Russians can ban them is beyond a joke.


Mikal Nikkotov was sentenced to a game of Roulette.


Not this kind.


This kind.


and this kind is next. So if you're travelling to Russia... for god sake go in winter...

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Lights out for Blackpool Illuminations: Deck chairs gone. Donkeys go back to India.


2011 will see the final year for Blackpool's famous 'Illuminations'. The historic event which takes place every year is costing the British tax payer far too much.. and its time to turn the lights off for good.... Blackpool looking rather grand whilst in her full glory...


Blackpool looking rather shit. This is what Blackpool will look like from now on...


Mr Gordon Helm is very pleased with himself, he was jumping for joy when the council announced the closure. 'I'm just bloody over joyed' said Helm.. 'Those bloody lights cost a packet' He continued. 'Last year right, me best mate Tom died of the cold.. he couldn't afford the bill you see.. meanwhile these bastards are coming to blackpool to see some bloody fairy lights and people like Tom are freezing to death.' he finished. Well Mr Helm, I see your point.


Mr Price wasn't as happy. John Price has been running the Blackpool deck chairs for more than 55 years. 'I can't believe it, me dad'd dads dad owned these chairs.. then me dad's dad and finally me dad.. and then me.. and now I have to pack up me chairs and piss off..' What are you going to do Mr Price? I'm going to shove these chairs up your arse.. - Clearly a shattered man.


Mr Price's deck chairs in their hey day.


These donkeys are extremely happy. Shipped over from India and given the freedom. Little do they know.


Dimpsey is very happy here. Look at her lovely face.. so happy learning that she is off for a better life in Blackpool. Little does she know.


Oh dear.. Sad donkey.. Poor Donkey.. sacked!!!


Dimpsey is back in India.. pulling shit around Bombay.. here one minute and gone the next...

Saturday, May 21, 2011

The Truth about drugs. Help stop the abuse.




The TEAM 2009 
THE MARCH 2010

THE DRUG FACTS

The Truth About Drugs is a series of thirteen illustrated drug information bookletscontaining facts about the most commonly abused drugs.
This website contains the full text of these booklets, which were specifically written for young people, but contain facts adults need to know as well.
Written in plain language, easy to understand, and available in 22 languages, this information explains the physical and mental effects of drugs on a person. It tells true stories of people who have used drugs and became addicted to them.
If someone is trying to push a drug on you, or if you are considering using a drug or are already using it, or if you know someone using drugs, check out this site so you have all the information you need to make an informed decision.
The first segment, entitled The Truth About Drugsgives a factual and concise overview of exactly what drugs are, how they work and what they do. It gives the street names as well as the long- and short-term side effects of the most common substances. As a booklet, it is the recommended general handout for distribution in any community and to share with friends, family and others.
Each individual drug has its own section with a lot more facts and stories of users. You can select which drug you want to read about.
The booklets and this site are resources for anyone—kids, parents, teachers, counselors, law enforcement officers, youth workers, drug prevention and rehabilitation specialists and health professionals.
To read the booklets, just click on one of the covers above.
The thirteen drug information booklets are also free and can be ordered as a set, or each one of them can be ordered separately in any quantity. Click here to request The Truth About Drugs booklets.

ORDER HERE


http://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfacts/the-truth-about-drugs.html

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

In memory of Diana Day - The Director that gave me my first break.

"As a visitor to Perth who likes to see live theatre, this was a terrific show in a great venue. The versatility and impact of the acting and its closeness was most appreciated."
Zen's Red Mouth audience member, July 2007
"Loved the show, I always enjoy the performances at The Blue Room. Artsy atmosphere, but not pretentious, cutting edge performances. Never boring"
Fragmented audience member, Feb 2007

Agency

Diana Day (Blue Room World First)

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Dates:
Wed 11 – Sat 14 Aug,
Tue 17 – Sat 21 Aug,
Tue 24 - Sat 28 Aug
Time:
All shows 8:00pm

11 August to 28 August 2005

 
Written & Directed by Diana Day
Stage Manager Stephan De Jonghes
Featuring Leon Ousby, Joy Northover, Christine Lockwood
Agency is a bawdy, irreverent comedy about blokes and birds, about perfect matches between imperfect people, a club sandwich of life’s rich sexual smorgasbord, about the fun of hunting a mate and the pleasures of finding one.
Computer matching has failed so Lill uses a more ancient technique for some interesting results.
But will they get it right this time?
“Tomorrow is a new day, but if you’re taking the old self along with you, it’s the same old day.”

Tickets:

Full $18 / Conc. $12
Blue Room Members: Full $15 / Conc. $10
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A Message to YOUNG ACTORS

What We Expect From You:

Offbeat Talent Agency works for you, but you need to keep up your end of the bargain. Here are some things we expect of you:

*Continue your education as an actor. This means taking workshops, working with acting coaches, etc. Many well-known, successful actors continue to work with acting coaches and work on developing their craft. You should be doing so as well.

*To get work on your own. Don't tread in turf we may be already covering though. When you do get work, let us know and we will negotiate the deal if it is a paying job. If you are a non-union actor, seek work in independent films, audition for plays, etc. In general, let us know what you are doing and how we can work together to make it happen for you.

*Audition well. Know how to audition and practice your auditioning skills if need be. Know how to cold read properly. Know how to handle the questions that may come up in an audition, like "tell me about you", etc. we don't expect every audition to be prefect, but we are representing you we expect you to be able to audition well.

*Be On Time and Don't Miss Auditions. This is VERY important. Casting directors have little time to spare when conducting auditions. They tend to have tight schedules. If you show up late or not at all, you are wasting their valuable time. Not only do you look bad (and might not ever set foot in that casting office again), but it reflects poorly upon Offbeat Talent Agency.

*Be Reachable. How can we book you for auditions or jobs if we can never get in touch with you? Make sure you have an answering machine, voicemail, cellular phone, pager, etc. We should be able to talk to you in person in less than 30 minutes from their first call.

*Be Available. If you are never available to actually go on auditions or jobs, you are just wasting our time and the time of the casting directors who may have called us to book you.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

WE WILL NEVER STOP MISSING YOU CARA


WE WILL NEVER STOP MISSING YOU CARA. A GIFTED ACTRESS WHO FEW PEOPLE HAD THE GREAT FORTUNE OF WORKING WITH. A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. WITH LOVE FROM ALL YOUR FELLOW ACTORS FROM THE ACTOR'S COMPANY 97